Alexander Skarsgård's cock.

James: I'll tell you all a little story about this scene coming up. I was *beep* blown away. I saw the Iceman's penis this day.
Alex: *laughs*
Simon: Yeah, I think about two hundred people did.
James: There's footage of it somewhere... *pointedly* AMERICA. Find it.
Alex: Well, absolutely, people love nudity.
James: Yeah, dude, you really went for it here. I was like, "Wow, he like took his underwear off, showed ass and everything." I was stoked.
Alex: Yeah, I remember that when I came back to the humvee, you're like, *imitating James's wheezing laughter* "I saw-I saw your penis!"
James: It's huge, dude - don't be embarrassed.
Alex: My ass?
James: No, your... *mumbles* c*ck.

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