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Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN, PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.

YOU HAD ONE JOB, PHIL. ONE JOB.

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