I live in a magical world where my forest is surrounded by skyscrapers, hot dog venders and the unfortunate zombie-like creatures called tourists. Where I reside bullets are confused with fireworks and at night what comes out aren’t vampires but hookers. I’m a redheaded Puerto Rican with an overactive imagination. I ♥ vampires, werewolves, zombies, dinosaurs, the fae, robots, social networks, museums, photographs, music, hello kitty, magic happy pills, my iPhone & my Nook Color. Tumblr (3.0; @decoystars)http://decoystars.net/<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzup1bIBH21qzo0s9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>OMG! LOL! (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://decoystars.net/post/18129760339http://decoystars.net/post/18129760339Thu, 23 Feb 2012 09:46:23 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzuojaWW6w1qzo0s9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>He looks like a drunk. 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